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Summer’s in session.
06/28/2022

Summer’s in session.

Nothing tastes as good as an après does. Shop the summer collection, live now on www.thoseshirts.us
06/21/2022

Nothing tastes as good as an après does. Shop the summer collection, live now on www.thoseshirts.us

  dating tip  #1: even if you’re still falling asleep after your 3rd espresso martini, always ask questions. For example...
06/16/2022

dating tip #1: even if you’re still falling asleep after your 3rd espresso martini, always ask questions. For example, are you more of an après beacher or more of an après skier?

Those shirts are back with a fresh new summer collection, available in all our styles, as well as a limited edition crewneck perfect for that post ocean swim glow.

Live now on www.thoseshirts.us

Ok this may sound a little crazy… but it’s true, and everyone I sent samples to texted me about this as well. When I fir...
06/15/2022

Ok this may sound a little crazy… but it’s true, and everyone I sent samples to texted me about this as well. When I first tried on our summer collection I started having visions — rosé bottles at surf lodge flashed before my eyes, the scent of hawaiian tropic caressed my nostrils, my ears pricked up at the hum of the top coming down on a convertible about to merge onto the PCH mixed in with a soft yet pulsating tropical beat, even my left hand seemed to tingle from a recently held, icy margaruite glass— was I dreaming? How did one super soft shirt transport me across so many summer hot spots faster than the (tragically) discontinued supersonic concorde?

Do you want to have visions too? I’m proud to launch the new summer collection, which I hope will accompany you on many summer adventures. The summer collection is now live on www.thoseshirts.us

Spiraling doesn’t count if it happens on a Monday ••••••
05/10/2021

Spiraling doesn’t count if it happens on a Monday






 you would get a ton of tail if you wore this on your Raya dates••••••                                                  ...
05/06/2021

you would get a ton of tail if you wore this on your Raya dates






Excited to announce that we are now live on  , opening up our funny little brand for sale to thousands of independent bo...
05/04/2021

Excited to announce that we are now live on , opening up our funny little brand for sale to thousands of independent boutiques worldwide! Own or know any independent retailers? Hit us up! 😌😌😌






Bottoms up mamis, it’s Thursday.•••••
04/29/2021

Bottoms up mamis, it’s Thursday.





Look, Simba: Everything the light touches are jawns.•••••
04/22/2021

Look, Simba: Everything the light touches are jawns.





My kingdom for some banter 😩•••••
04/20/2021

My kingdom for some banter 😩





Happy pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday everyone•••••
04/19/2021

Happy pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday everyone





Mentally preparing ourselves for tomorrow’s hangover•••••
04/16/2021

Mentally preparing ourselves for tomorrow’s hangover





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