06/03/2026
I love New York because this city has absolutely no interest in impressing you.
Other cities are like:
“Welcome! We’re so happy you’re here!”
New York is like:
“Figure it out.”
The first thing I learned is that nobody in New York looks where they’re walking.
Not because they’re distracted. Because they’re confident.
A New Yorker will walk directly into chaos with the faith of a medieval knight.
Construction site.
Police barricade.
Three food carts.
A man arguing with a parking meter.
No problem.
They just keep moving. And somehow they arrive.
The confidence in this city is unbelievable.
I once saw a guy carrying a six-foot mirror on the subway during rush hour.
Not apologizing. Not struggling.
Like he was transporting the Crown Jewels.
That’s New York.
Nobody asks:
“Can I do this?”
They ask:
“Who’s gonna stop me?”
And honestly? Nobody will.
Because everyone else is busy carrying something even weirder.
That’s what I love most.
New York has completely destroyed my ability to recognize unusual behavior.
You can’t impress New Yorkers the normal way.
You could say:
“I just met Beyoncé.”
And they’d be like:
“Cool.”
You could say:
“I climbed Mount Everest.”
“Nice.”
You could say:
“I found an apartment with natural light and a washer-dryer.”
And suddenly people are grabbing your shoulders:
“Tell me everything!”
Because that’s the closest thing this city has to a miracle.
New York is the only place where every person looks like they’re either heading to a business meeting, a fashion shoot, a court hearing, or the collapse of civilization.
And somehow those are all different people on the same block.
At the same time.
That’s why I love this city.
Every morning feels like somebody shook a snow globe filled with ambition, caffeine, delusion, and designer sunglasses…
and somehow it works.
Most days.
Kind of.