Queens Jerk

12/29/2025

OK so I’m kind of back so I’ll be selling you more crap more often. Starting wit hthe Queens Flag blanket. it’s $85 for a straight up woven to order perfect thingy okay I KNOW New Year’s sale: BOGO 50% OFF slam two same size in the cart, discount in cart!!!! $85 each becomes $63 something apiece. MATH!!!! You can also do it with the smaller size but Idk any more math so you’ll have to figure out what it is when you add them to cart

Wrap up in this bad boy and you’re WARM AS HELL! FREE SHIPPING with code FREESHIP!!! 🔥🛒 one of equal size or smaller to trigger the discount.

02/07/2025

I will not be iterating on perfection so once again say it with yr entire chest for vday 🚨 Disclaimer: We move like the MTA so we CANNOT promise delivery by Feb 14th. But love is timeless so order now & hope for the best! p.s. if you steal my design you like to go number 2 on yourself

03/05/2023

Hey nice shirt

02/20/2023

Please don’t come for me I’m very sensitive but also pls add your own also all transplants are not gentrifiers and nuance is important ok I love you bye

02/15/2023

Smh what a mess under there 😞 if you don't call it c town town town town can you even read

02/08/2023

01/29/2023

Dead New York for sale

01/23/2023

Choosing violence etc

01/17/2023

My guy I love you deadass har har har why does she put up with your corny ass anyway here’s the first valentine of the season!

these cards are big boys at 5x7 in, ship free, come with an envelope and are wrapped in cellophane, and they’re $10

01/05/2023

QJ wrapped or whatever ➡️➡️➡️ y'all have excellent taste

12/05/2022

LAST MINUTE DROP!!! didn't have time to put it up til today AND with holiday pricing of $16! Don't forget to use code FREESHIP! 🤯 Support your local artist/legend/angel/genius and win the hearts of your friends and family with iconic NYC imagery. Omny who

12/03/2022

Life ✨ imitates 🎨art👩‍🎨 ty for the submission and his boo