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Happy Mexican Independence Day, cabrones!!!
09/17/2024

Happy Mexican Independence Day, cabrones!!!

“I’ve always believed that American is not just a country; it’s an idea, it’s a dream that belongs to the whole world.” ...
07/04/2024

“I’ve always believed that American is not just a country; it’s an idea, it’s a dream that belongs to the whole world.”
–Bono

Happy Birthday, America! Thank you for adopting us.

Happy birthday, nerd. 🤓
05/10/2024

Happy birthday, nerd. 🤓

Better than your boyfriend since 1954.
03/13/2024

Better than your boyfriend since 1954.

We’re naughty, but we identify as nice. Merry Christmas from the HOLY JOE team.
12/19/2023

We’re naughty, but we identify as nice.

Merry Christmas from the HOLY JOE team.

Happy birthday to our wonderful friend Aliza!Go check out her new book On Brand, the best-selling guide on how to become...
06/06/2023

Happy birthday to our wonderful friend Aliza!

Go check out her new book On Brand, the best-selling guide on how to become the Chief Marketing Officer of your own career. The book even features our own founder and Creative Director, Mr. Fred Stolen, as “the most fearless marketer in the world”, “the greatest marketing genius who ever lived”, and “the only person on Earth who does LinkedIn right”. At least that’s what’s he’s telling everybody. (He really won’t shut up about it.)

To celebrate Aliza’s birthday, we are donating 10% of every sale we make until tomorrow at midnight EST to Cure CMD so we can help find a cure for Muscular Dystrophy. The link is in our bio, so go get yourself a hoodie right now.

We love you, Aliza, but please don’t feed this man’s ego any more. It’s bad enough to work with him as it is. 🎂 🍰 🎈

Back by popular demand. Extremely limited qualities. Better than your boyfriend since 1954. $99 USD plus shipping, this ...
11/21/2022

Back by popular demand. Extremely limited qualities. Better than your boyfriend since 1954.

$99 USD plus shipping, this week only.

06/02/2022

From selling at flea markets in Mexico City to presenting and co-sponsoring the Excellence Awards at Licensing Expo 2022.

Welcome to The Greatest F**king Show On Earth.

Today we celebrate four years of crossing our fingers. Four years of being sinners and saints. Four years of ups and dow...
04/27/2022

Today we celebrate four years of crossing our fingers.
Four years of being sinners and saints.
Four years of ups and downs, wins and loses, hard times and bright skies.
Four years of the Greatest Fu***ng Show on Earth.
Thank you, everyone.

Go Niners. Link in bio.
01/31/2022

Go Niners. Link in bio.

Digital marketing is dead. Link in bio, though. 🤞🏻
01/31/2022

Digital marketing is dead. Link in bio, though. 🤞🏻

01/28/2022

An interview 13 years in the making.

My dear friend has interviewed me for her , and the episode is dropping this Sunday.

We talk about how I went from high school dropout to getting two college degrees in five years, why I enjoy trolling people on LinkedIn, and how my love for McDonald’s made me the greatest marketing genius of the past half century.

If you love me, or hate me, or love to hate me, this is the interview for you. Leave Your Mark is available on iTunes, Spotify, and probably other places that I don’t know about.

Go check it out this Sunday.

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