06/20/2026
The things I’ve learned since I was stolen from my real mom and made to live with 3 gremlins, sleep on an adjustable bed, swim in my own pool and live my best life:
My biggest iks are:
The vacuum
The broom
Remote control cars
Sleeping in my crates
Not being able to body slam guests
Not being able to eat human food
Not being able to dig in the bathroom trash
I absolutely love:
Putting on my leash
Car rides
Sleeping in mom & dads bed
Bones
Squeaky toys
Stealing my humans food when it’s in their hand
My pool
Digging holes
Catching robins
Over all these humans aren’t that bad 💚💚.
