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Deadpan Tees Welcome to Deadpan Tees! Started by four dads, friends since college and now (probably) in midlife crisis mode. Because why not?

So we made some designs, slapped them on shirts, and hoped people would buy them. It was either this or buy motorcycles.

Don't forget about our "Classic" shirts. Some of first ideas....still dope! deadpantees.com
10/24/2026

Don't forget about our "Classic" shirts. Some of first ideas....still dope!
deadpantees.com

Sweater Weather has arrived. Fresh Hoodies, Sweet Price and NO SHIPPING CHARGES!NO SHIPPING CHARGES NO SHIPPING CHARGE...
10/21/2026

Sweater Weather has arrived. Fresh Hoodies, Sweet Price and NO SHIPPING CHARGES!
NO SHIPPING CHARGES
NO SHIPPING CHARGES
NO SHIP SHERLOCK!

Get yours today. www.deadpantees.com/collections/hoodies

“Uh, this T-shirt kicks ass, but like, I don’t know why. Huh-huh.” – BeavisFind out why we kick ass... deadpantees.com
10/10/2026

“Uh, this T-shirt kicks ass, but like, I don’t know why. Huh-huh.” – Beavis

Find out why we kick ass...
deadpantees.com

The Sub Shop is open.Please do not ask what's on the menu.Shop it at deadpantees.com/
09/07/2026

The Sub Shop is open.
Please do not ask what's on the menu.

Shop it at deadpantees.com/

Summer is coming and your T-shirts are old, worn and lame! Time to stock up so you can look cool like these guys!www.de...
05/18/2026

Summer is coming and your T-shirts are old, worn and lame! Time to stock up so you can look cool like these guys!
www.deadpantees.com

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