04/10/2023
These pants were finished with their plastic constraints. Tired of being neatly folded all the time.
They put themselves in the way of a water drop so that they would be hung on a washing line.
They stayed for a day, so as not to arouse suspicion. Then they jumped, leaving civilization behind. They camped, tentless, for a week in the haiku wilderness. I retrieved them, they came quite happily, looking like they had just come back from the dry cleaners.
Then they were in my car, so I could take a picture of them to put online and as an act of rebellion for being restrained they got themselves absolutely FILTHY. They do not enjoy being indoors or shut in cars. Just because they are khaki DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE CONVENTIONAL. So if you are inside a lot, these aren’t the pants for you. No no, they need to be in fresh air, enjoying nature. They’d really like to be worn by a crocodile Hunter. If you can do that for them, I think you’d be a wonderful match.
