05/20/2026
Hello friends, customers, and people who know me from the internet. I would like for us all to join in a large room for approximately 2-3 hours for my 39th birthday on June 30, 2026.
If you're seeing this, you're invited!
LOCATION: Odd Colony Brewery
DATE: Tuesday, June 30, 2026
TIME: 6-9pm
THEME: Dress as me. Wear something you think I'd wear. Green hair paint / wig is encouraged but only if you already own such a thing. No need to buy anything new/plastic for my birthday... In fact, please don't. Just do your best with what you have or buy used. Get weird with it.
Feel free to dig through my Facebook or Instagram for outfit inspiration.
If you don't feel confident trying to dress like me, then please wear something you haven't had the occasion to wear. This is THAT occasion. Get weird with it.
GIFTS: I like consumable gifts. Something I can enjoy for a period of time. Organic candles, your favorite candy or snack. I like getting tattoos and massages... You know... If we're friends and you do those things. π
Also your presence and a hug is the best gift of all. If you're gonna show up to this, you probably already know I love you. π