DriveComfort Shop

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06/23/2023

Delight your children with new acquisitions and gifts at affordable prices! We'll help you with that 💛

06/22/2023

The sale has already started, visit our website to choose the product you like! And make your little one happy! 🥰

06/22/2023

🌞 The most convenient thing is the versatility of child car seats, you can take them anywhere!

06/22/2023

Children's safety is the main concern for parents! 🔐
And we want to help you with that 😇

06/22/2023

Our main goal is the safety of children on the road! 💛
In honor of the birthday of the famous children's manufacturer, we want to give everyone the opportunity to travel safely with their children! 🥰

03/20/2017

ﺃﻣﺜﻠﺔ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﺍﺏ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﻜﺖ
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ﺳﺌﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻠﻚ ﻓﻴﺼﻞ ﻛﻲ ﻳﺤﺮﺝ :
ﻧﺮﻯ ﻟﺤﻴﺘﻚ ﺳﻮﺩﺍﺀ ﻭﺷﻌﺮ ﺭﺃﺳﻚ ﺃﺑﻴﺾ ! ؟
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﻧﺒﺖ ﺷﻌﺮ ﺭﺃﺳﻲ ﻗﺒﻞ ﻟﺤﻴﺘﻲ ﺑﻌﺸﺮﻳﻦ ﺳﻨﺔ !!
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﺃﺭﺍﺩ ﺭﺟﻞ ﺇﺣﺮﺍﺝ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻨﺒﻲ
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟـﻪ : ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻌﻴﺪ ﻓـﻈﻨﻨﺘﻚ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﺓ !!
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺘﻨﺒﻲ : ﻭﺃﻧﺎ ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻌﻴﺪ ﻓﻈﻨﻨﺘﻚ ﺭﺝﻼً !
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﻗﺎﻝ ﻭﺯﻳﺮ ﺑﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﺍﻟﺴﻤﻴﻦ ﺗﺸﺮﺷﻞ ﻟﺒﺮﻧﺎﺭﺩﺷﻮ ﺍﻟﻨﺤﻴﻒ :
ﻣﻦ ﻳﺮﺍﻙ ﻳﺎ ﺷﻮ ﻳﻈﻦ ﺑﺄﻥ ﺑﺮﻳﻄﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺃﺯﻣﺔ ﻏﺬﺍﺀ ! ﻓﻘﺎﻝ : ﻭﻣﻦ ﻳﺮﺍﻙ
ﻳﻌﺮﻑ ﺳﺒﺐ ﺍﻷﺯﻣﺔ .
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﺃﻗﺒﻞ ﺟﺤﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻗﺮﻳﺔ ﻓﺮﺩ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺃﻓﺮﺍﺩﻫﺎ ﻗﺎﺉﻼً : ﻟﻢ ﺃﻋﺮﻓﻚ ﻳﺎ ﺟﺤﺎ ﺇﻻ
ﻣﻦ ﺣﻤﺎﺭﻙ !!
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺟﺤﺎ : ﺍﻟﺤﻤﻴﺮ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﺑﻌﻀﻬﺎ !
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﺭﺃﻯ ﺭﺟﻞ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﻩ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻛﻢ ﺃﻧﺖ ﺟﻤﻴﻠﺔ !!!!
ﻓﻘﺎﻟﺖ ﻟﻪ : ﻟﻴﺘﻚ ﺟﻤﻴﻞ ﻷﺑﺎﺩﻟﻚ ﻧﻔﺲ ﺍﻟﻚﻼﻡ !
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻻﺑﺄﺱ ﺍﻛﺬﺑﻲ ﻛﻤﺎ ﻛﺬﺑﺖ .
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺣﺰﻳﻨﺔ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﺃﻧﺖ ﺛﺎﻧﻲ ﺃﺟﻤﻞ ﻓﺘﺎﺓ ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻬﺎ .. ﻗﺎﻟﺖ : ﻭﻣﻦ
ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ ؟ .. ﻓـﻘﺎﻝ : ﺃﻧﺖ ﺣﻴﻦ ﺗﺒﺘﺴﻤﻴﻦ ♡
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﺍﻟﺘﻘﻰ ﺍﻟﺠﺎﺣﻆ ﺑﺎﻣﺮﺃﺓ ﻗﺒﻴﺤﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺣﻮﺍﻧﻴﺖ ﺑﻐﺪﺍﺩ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ " : ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﻮﺣﻮﺵ
ﺣُﺸﺮﺕ " ﻓﻨﻈﺮﺕ ﺇﻟﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﺖ : " ﻭﺿﺮﺏ ﻟﻨﺎ ﻣﺚﻼً ﻭﻧﺴﻲ ﺧﻠﻘﻪ "
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﺓ ﺗﺴﻮﻕ ﺃﺭﺑﻌﺔ ﺣﻤﻴﺮ ﻭﺇﺫﺍ ﺑﺸﺎﺑﻴﻦ ﺳﺎﺋﺮﻳﻦ ﺑﺠﺎﻧﺒﻬﺎ ﻓﻘﺎﻻ ﻟﻬﺎ :
ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ ﻳﺎ ﺃﻡ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﻴﺮ ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺑﺘﻬﻤﺎ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﻔﻮﺭ : ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﺭ ﻳﺎ ﺃﻭﻻﺩﻱ .
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﮔﺎﻥ ﺭﺟﻞ ﻣﺴﻦ ﻣﻨﺤﻨﻲ ﺍﻟﻈﮩﺮ ﻳﺴﻴﺮ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻳﻖ ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﺷﺎﺏ ﺑﺴﺨﺮﻳﺔ :
ﺑﻜﻢ ﺍﻟﻘﻮﺱ ﻳﺎ ﻋﻢ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺇﻥ ﺃﻃﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺑﻌﻤﺮﻙ ﺳﻴﺄﺗﻴﻚ ﺏﻼ ﺛﻤﻦ '
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ﻓﻨﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺮﺩ ...
ﺃﻛﻞ ﺃﻋﺮﺍﺑﻲ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺃﻣﻴﺮ ﻭﻛﺎﻥ ﺷﺮﻫﺎً، ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﺍﻷﻣﻴﺮ : ﻣﺎﻟﻚ ﺗﺄﻛﻞ ﺍﻟﺨﺮﻭﻑ ﻛﺄﻥ
ﺃﻣﻪ ﻧﻄﺤﺘﻚ ! ؟ ﻓﺮﺩ ﺍﻷﻋﺮﺍﺑﻲ : ﻭﻣﺎﻟﻚ ﺗﺸﻔﻖ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻛﺄﻥ ﺃﻣﻪ ﺃﺭﺿﻌﺘﻚ؟؟

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