HAPPY FACED

WE MAKE TOWELS - LIVE WILD - DRY HAPPY 😃
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SAND RESISTANT-SOFT LIKE A BUNNY 🐇
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09/03/2026

Dogs have absolutely no idea how good they are at being alive. And that’s what makes them so damn good at it.

08/29/2026

Skate towel designed for skateboarding. Frequently caught doing other s**t. Pool days both ways.

08/28/2026

Reviews are basically tiny love letters ❤️ to small business. Except Google can read them cause google is nosy. 🧐

New postcards going out with every order. What do you think? Would you review us?

08/27/2026

Towel weight but in pancakes. Finally, a measurement system Americans can understand.

Our small sidekick towels weigh 3 pancakes. Syurup and butter not included.

Our medium sidekick towels weigh 7 pancakes. Lucky if you’re gambling. Slightly more lucky if you’re buying a towel.

Our large towels weigh 10 pancakes. A perfect 10, assuming your scale is from IHOP.

Next up: figuring out their size in hot dogs.

Science never stops.

08/18/2026

Every skate towel comes with a free smile and stickers.

Always stickers.

Nobody has ever opened a package, found extra stickers inside and said,
“Goddammit. Stickers.”

We’re trying to run a legitimate towel company here, not some stickerless hellscape.

Thanks Michelle Urkov for the awesome vid and smile!

08/14/2026

You know someone is a real one when you can sit together in silence without it being uncomfortable.

Unless you’re both sitting in the back of a police car.

Then the silence means something else. Keep your circle small and your story straight. Have a nice weekend and don’t forget your towel.

08/12/2026

I’m thanks, great! How you about?

08/06/2026

Meet Doug. 🐹

Employee of the Month. Every month.

Find him hiding somewhere on our website and he’ll hand you 10% off.

No email.
No code.
Just Doug doing Doug things.

07/26/2026

Things Happy Faced is currently working on:
Golf towels. Fishing towels. 3 new Super Grip Yoga Towels. Inner peace and proper hydration.

What are you working on?
What’s been making life good lately?
Whatever it is, keep going. And don’t forget to take naps and bring snacks. Progress is progress.
Have a great week.

07/23/2026

Forget astrology.

Tell us your bean and we’ll tell you everything we know about you.

Black bean? Reliable. Quietly holding the whole burrito together while everyone else takes credit.

Kidney bean? Dramatic. Named after an organ. Always making things weirdly personal.

Pinto bean? Easygoing. Gets along with everybody. Probably owns a hammock.

Lima bean? Misunderstood. Has been blamed for childhood trauma it may or may not have caused.

Butter bean? Soft, comforting and somehow 78 years old.

Navy bean? Very organized. Owns at least one label maker. Refuses to explain the name.

Garbanzo bean? Reinvented itself as a chickpea and hoped nobody would ask questions.

Latest article from The Human Department is about beans, the astonishing number of them and what your preferred bean says about the person you’ve become.

Read it, then report back:

What kind of bean are you?

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Port Hueneme, CA
93044

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