05/18/2026
🕯️🖤IMMORTAL FOREST IS SEEKING AN EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT / OPERATIONAL RIGHT HAND VAMPIRE APRRENTICE.
This is not a position for the simple minded, weak-willed, unmotivated, or ordinary.
I am searching for a highly capable individual who thrives in chaos, adapts quickly, thinks independently, and understands how to help build something with vision, purpose, and longevity. Someone resourceful. Sharp. Creative. Relentless. Someone that can keep up with the 😉
This role may begin as part-time/contract-based, with the potential to evolve into something much greater for the right person. Remote flexibility may be possible, but trust, loyalty, discretion, and consistency are essential.
I need someone who can move with me — not wait to be told every step.
I am looking for help with the following areas:
✦ Content creation
✦ Inventory management
✦ SEO & website refinement
✦ IT/problem-solving skills
✦ Marketing & brand expansion
✦ Sales support
✦ General operational assistance
The ideal candidate:
• Is highly self-motivated
• Manages time effectively
• Learns quickly and executes efficiently
• Can manage multiple responsibilities without falling apart
• Has tangible work and accomplishments to show
• Understands aesthetics, branding, and attention to detail
• Wants to be part of building something meaningful and lasting.
Immortal Forest is not simply a brand. It is a vision, a world, and an ever-growing movement. I desperately need the right help — not temporary energy or empty promises. I can hire any freelancer on the web. I would rather support my own dark community and local alternative scene.
🖤🖤🖤 The world needs more of THIS!!!
If you feel called to this role, send:
✦ Your experience
✦ Examples of your work
✦ Your strengths
✦ Why you believe you are the right fit
And for the love of all things dark and grim, if you do not have a resume, please make one.
Those who lack initiative and love for the dark and alternative community need not apply. You may be darkly rejected and I’m not sorry. It is literally part of the job.🧛🏻♀️🖤
Email to: [email protected] Attn: Crystal
I can’t wait to see what you guys throw my way!!!! 🖤🖤🖤
