03/10/2025
The year is 2013, things have been weird since the election, tension seems more salient. Fortunately you stocked up on PMAGs at $40/ea at the peak of the rush. You keep seeing friends on facebook mention something about a lab in Montauk. "The place with that weird monster this from a few years ago. That was a hoax, right?" you think to yourself. You turn on the news to see breaking coverage of a pathogen that was stolen from a lab in Montauk and released in nearby population centers. Reports are incomplete and conflicting, but some say that those infected by this pathogen quickly become aggressive and unresponsive, attacking anyone near them. "It's happening" you think. What you've spent the last 5 years preparing, and being mocked, for is finally happening. There are zombies in America, and you're one of the only people who saw it coming. You run to the spare bedroom you converted to a space for your preps. You slide your right arm and then your head into your Condor MOPC in OD green, closing the cummerbund with your left. A half-inch steel plate in front and rear will protect you from walkers and raiders alike, the Z.E.R.T. patch on either side tells others you know what you're doing. You look at your DPMS AR with a new TruGLO optic. Not the fanciest, but just as good as any other. Last, you pull down your Kryptek Typhon stuff bag. As the zipper opens, you're greeted with the sight of green polymer-tipped 55gr. .223, preloaded in those expensive PMAGs. The only round designed with the undead threat in mind. You step out into the street and are met with pandemonium. Others weren't prepared, but you were.
Kryptek Typhon Stuff Bags are up for grabs on the Misfits page. Grab them while they last, we don't have any more of the material, and we don't plan on getting any. Hopefully you enjoyed the little bit of fiction, I tried to cram as many references as possible from the time we'd all rather forget. It pairs nicely with the most 2013 image edit I could conceive.
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