The Jaded Pony Boutique

06/18/2026

We got a bath... 🫧 💧

06/17/2026

Well...it's time.

We're officially in the "if it's been sitting here too long, it's gotta go" phase. 🤠

We're cleaning out online inventory this week to make room for new arrivals, which means there's a good chance your favorite item is either getting adopted or getting evicted.

Limited sizes.
No promises on restocks.
No crying if you come back later and it's gone.

Go shop. Help us make questionable business decisions by clearing out inventory so we can buy more stuff. 😂

💻 thejadedpony.com

06/16/2026

Last month we had the John Wayne box tank....

And if you missed it, don't come at me because I tried to warn you. 😂

BUT...

Lucky for you, we found another one in the same muscle tank style and honestly... she might be my favorite.

👑🦝 Meet the Feral Beauty Queen.

Now let's talk about the tank itself because that's what I always want to know.

I'm not usually a boxy-fit girl. Most of the time they hit weird on me and end up being a hard pass.

This one surprised me.

✔ Plenty of room through the arms without feeling overly gappy.
✔ I'm wearing a shorter tank underneath, but a longer fitted tank would work great too.
✔ Soft right out of the package.
✔ Mid-length cut.
✔ Comfortable without feeling sloppy.

Basically it's one of those shirts you throw on with jeans and don't think twice about.

And the raccoon?

Well... if you're a little feral, a little boujee, and occasionally make questionable decisions but look cute doing it... this one's probably for you. 😂

🖤 Faded Black
🖤 100% Cotton
🖤 Garment Dyed Vintage Look
🖤 Mid-Length Muscle Tank

Available now at Thejadedpony.com

06/15/2026

Pony Spa Day brought to us by Horspa ❤️

🍑 and 🍯 oil smells AMAZING!

https://thejadedpony.com/collections/pony-pups

06/13/2026

Congrats Allison Cameron 👏

06/13/2026

06/13/2026

So, real talk—Long Acre Market (Saturdays 9–3, North Arlee by the car wash) totally got me! I’m fashionably late because Tara Sheridan’s repurposed feed bags just called my name—durable, spill-proof, hose-them-down magic! 😍 But don’t worry, we’re staying open ‘til 3 today—because we can! So once you’re done treasure hunting, come swing by the shop! 🛍️✨

06/12/2026

😂☕️ Some mornings you wake up ready to conquer the world...

And some mornings you wake up wondering who approved today's level of nonsense.

Today is definitely giving:

🚫 Out of Order
🚫 Low Battery
🚫 Have Questions, Need Coffee
🚫 Not Accepting Additional Responsibilities

I don't wake up cranky very often, but man... TODAY IS THE DAY. 😅

If I accidentally answer your text with a horse meme, buy something online I don't need, or stare blankly into space while pretending to be productive... mind your business. 🤠

Who's riding the struggle bus with me today? 🙋‍♀️☕️🐴

🤎🤠☕️😂

06/10/2026

💗 STERLING KREEK PINK JEANS BABES!💗

Y'all... these are GOOD. 😍

✨ $59 + shipping (if applicable)
✨ Order goes in Friday, June 12th
✨ Tons of stretch
✨ Size down at least one size

Available:
3/4 • 5/6 • 7/8 • 9/10 • 11/12 • 13/14 • 15/16 • 17/18

👇 To claim a pair:
Comment your size AND email address below.

⏰ Invoices must be paid by 5 PM Friday, June 12th. Unpaid invoices will be canceled when the order is placed.

👖 Been eyeing another pair of Sterling Kreek jeans we've posted? Let us know and we'll check availability while we're ordering.

And if nobody claims these pink beauties... I guess I'll just have to keep them. 🤷‍♀️😂💗

06/09/2026

🤠🧢 HAT BAR IS HAPPENING, Y'ALL! 🧢🤠

Okay... before I flood your newsfeed with 47,000 hat options and send everyone into decision paralysis... 😂🤪

Take a peek at the numbered hats and tell us which ones are speaking your language. 👇

💥 Bright & Bold
🤠 Cow Print
🖤 Bandana
❤️🤍💙 Patriotic
🐆 Leopard
🌵 Camo
✨ Neutrals
🎀 Two-Tone Styles
🎨 Or something completely different!

💰 $25 NON-REFUNDABLE deposit holds your spot and goes toward your final purchase.

🧢 Base hat price starts at $32 and includes ONE patch.

✨ Additional patches, chains, pins, feathers, accessories, and all the fun extras will be available to make your hat uniquely YOU! 🤩

⚠️ IMPORTANT ⚠️

When you reserve your spot, send us:
✔️ Your TOP 3 hat numbers
✔️ Your preferred colors

We'll do our best to get the hat you're wanting if it's still available when we place our order. 🤞🤠

⏰ ALL DEPOSITS MUST BE PAID BY 3 PM FRIDAY THE 12TH for anyone wanting a specific hat style ordered.

💳 Let us know if you'd like to:
👉 Venmo your deposit to
OR
👉 Have us send you an invoice

Hat Bar Date:
🗓Wednesday, June 24th
⏰ 6:30 PM

🌮🧀 Because nobody should make important hat decisions on an empty stomach...

We'll have a NACHO BAR loaded with all the goodies while you're waiting for your masterpiece to be made! 🤤🌮🔥

🎁🎉 GIVEAWAYS TOO! 🎉🎁

Because y'all know we can't throw a party without giving away a little something fun! 😍🙌

🎉 There will be additional styles ordered that aren't pictured here. We just figured y'all probably don't need me posting hats every 12 minutes for the next two weeks. 😂😂

So grab your bestie 👯‍♀️, your sister 👯, your mama 👩, your daughter 👧, or just bring your hat-loving self 🤠...

🧢 Build a hat
🌮 Eat nachos
🎁 Win prizes
😂 Hang out
✨ Leave with something nobody else has

👇 Drop your TOP 3 hat numbers below or send us a message to reserve your spot! 👇