Joker's Wild

12/29/2025

Sorry folks, but we are now closed. We have to be out of this spot by Wednesday. God willing I will open again somewhere else. Stay tuned Joker's family!

12/28/2025

12/27/2025

Well folks, I'm gonna call it a day! I'll be closing today at 4:30 and will reopen on Sunday from 11-3 and Monday from 11-6. We still have lots of inventory to choose from! Come see me while I'm here!

12/26/2025

I'm not gonna lie, my butt is whipped tonight! I believe that I will open at 12 noon tomorrow, December 26th.

12/23/2025

He's so cute!

🐾✨ “IS ZAT YOU, SANTY PAWS?!” ✨🐾

Meet Caper — 30 lbs of Beagle boy, big soulful eyes, and even bigger vibes.
Approximately 2 years old, Caper came to us as a stray and may have been hit by a car — but somehow, miraculously, had no injuries at all.

Just… well…
✨ mysteriously smelly
✨ a little crunchy
✨ and objectively gross
(No judgment. We bathed him. We all moved on. He’s fresh now. 😂)

🌟 Caper’s Personality:
Caper is the perfect blend of:
• “Are you petting me?”
• “WHY did you stop petting me??”
• “Oh no… a leash? Is this… a snake?!”
• “Okay fine. I am brave. Best paw forward.” 🐾

He’s shy, sweet, and trying so hard to be confident — and yes, he even tries very hard to keep his kennel tidy. A true gentleman.

🐶 With Other Pets:
Dogs: Has done very well!
Cats: Visited the cat room, showed zero beef, but was a little overwhelmed.
(Honestly? Same.)

💛 Why We Love Him:
Caper is the kind of dog who looks into your soul with enormous brown eyes and quietly asks,

“…so you’re going to pet me forever, right?”

He’s gentle, earnest, wiggly, and incredibly lovable.

🎁 Caper is ready for:
A cozy, calm home.
A patient human.
Someone who can help him learn that leashes aren’t scary — and that love isn’t temporary.

🏡 He’s here waiting — paws up, heart open.

Apply to adopt here:
https://orangecountyva.gov/159/Pet-Adoption-Foster-Care-Information

12/23/2025

Good morning Joker's family and friends!! As most of you know my tarantula, 🕷Joker lives here at the store. Well after months of her showing signs of molting, SHE FINALLY DID IT!🕷 I sure do love my beautiful girl!!❤️

12/23/2025

As the saying goes, I will be late to my own funeral! Sorry friends! Waiting at the pharmacy and I'll be in as soon as I can. Sorry but it's genetic! If you know, YOU KNOW!🤣

12/17/2025

☠️Hey there family &friends! I'm closing at 4 today to handle a bit of business. My hours moving forward this week will be
🌲Thursday 11-7
🌲Friday 10-5
🌲Saturday 10-6
🌲 Sunday 11-3
🌲All regular inventory is now 50% off!
🌲 Come see me for all of last minute Christmas shopping!

12/16/2025

Ill be opening at 11:00 today. 50% off regular stock now! Great time for Christmas shopping!See everyone soon!!