FKN Pretty LLC

FKN Pretty LLC Sweary Apparel & Accessories
Exclusively Designed to MAKE YOU LAUGH! Jenna & Joe • Owners/Makers

🍻CHEERS TO 7 YEARS!!! 🎉🥳Today FKN PRETTY turns 7!!! And we are kicking off the PARTY with 27% OFF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOP no...
04/27/2026

🍻CHEERS TO 7 YEARS!!! 🎉
🥳Today FKN PRETTY turns 7!!! And we are kicking off the PARTY with 27% OFF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOP now thru 5/03/26 (11:59pm EST). No code needed! 🤩
🥰WE FEEL SO FU***NG LUCKY to get to do this silly s**t and share it with YOU!! YOU badass humans who totally get us and make us feel completely “normal” in our sheer inability to grow up or watch our damn mouths 🤪
🍻 So here’s to another year of making things that are not just pretty but FUNNY, EXPRESSIVE & EMPOWERING to make “adulting” SUCK LESS ASS for YOU...our FKN FAMILY!! 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎
📸 Joe & Jenna FKN Pretty Owners & Makers decked out in FKN Pretty Graphic Tees and Dinkware

seems like an excellent time to shout it from the rooftops…BEE FU***NG NICE!! 🐝…to the environment, to your fellow hum...
04/22/2026

seems like an excellent time to shout it from the rooftops…BEE FU***NG NICE!! 🐝…to the environment, to your fellow humans and to yourself ❤️🌎✌️
📸 Bee Fu***ng Nice Graphic Tee, Pet Tag, Biothane Collar & Leash

IT’S FINALLY TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO WEBBING COLLARS 😭 BUT THE PRICE HAS BEEN SLASHED by $10 AND WE ARE DOING 20% OFF THE...
03/08/2026

IT’S FINALLY TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO WEBBING COLLARS 😭 BUT THE PRICE HAS BEEN SLASHED by $10 AND WE ARE DOING 20% OFF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOP! ...yes...these discounts stack!😀 No code needed. Sale ends 3/22/26 11:59 PM EST
⏰ Webbing collars leave the site when they sell out OR 3/31/26, whichever comes first.
We really are sad to see webbing collars go but we are a TINY business that runs out of our home and we just don’t have the space to continue webbing alongside our new BioThane. Story time…When we first started this silly passion project we actually did “fabric wrapped” collars with our patterns custom printed by Spoonflower. They were cute but didn’t hold up super great. Then we found out that we could custom print on webbing directly and they were sooooo much better than fabric!!! THEN WE FOUND A PRINTER TO CUSTOM PRINT OUR PATTERNS ON BIOTHANE!!!! And this is by far our best quality collar we’ve ever been able to offer. Our first priority has always been our designs and being funny…but we also have always wanted to bring better quality and longer lasting items so you get your FKN moneys worth!!! 🤪 SO MANY OF YOU remember all these different iterations and we truly appreciate your support throughout the years as we have learned and grown❤️
The world is pretty fu***ng crazy…adulting kinda blows…and sometimes it is really hard to remember to laugh through alllllll the bulls**t. We are so humbled that anyone buys out du***ss designs and that our stupid gear helps in some tiny way to make y’all smile❤️ BIG LOVE TO ALL YOU FKN BAMFS!
🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎

01/24/2026

😎 BAD ASS MOTHER FU**ER PET TAGS ARE HERE!
SAME S**T DIFFERENT DAY…BUT YOU KNOW THE REAL ONES ARE STILL GONNA BE A BAMF 🙌 Because being a BADASS isn’t about being an asshole…it’s about being 100% unapologetically YOU! And there is no way anyone or anything is going to stifle that flame! 🔥 so in case you forgot…keep up the fight BAMFs! We need all the good hearted ones we can get ❤️
We know BAMFS have BAMF BESTIES 🐶🐱 So let this tag help them put the world on notice! BAMF COMING THROUGH!
To celebrate this new tag we are still doing BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOP! Now thru 1/25/26 (11:59pm EST) no code is needed 🎉🎉
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪

01/18/2026

😆DON’T GIVE A S**T PET TAGS ARE HERE!
Just in time to *try* to regulate how freely your s**ts are being used up. We don’t know about you but 2026 has been 10X the dumpster fire that was 2025…we’re exhausted and we know you are too! DON’T GIVE A S**T isn’t about being careless…it’s about giving your s**ts carefully 🧘 making time and space for the things worth your s**ts…being focused on the right s**ts and letting all the other s**ts fall away. It’s easy to forget so let your bestie 🐶🐱 help spread the word with this snarky pet tag! 🙌
To celebrate this new tag we are doing BUY ONE GET ONE 50% OFF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOP! Now thru 1/25/26 (11:59pm EST) and no code is needed 🎉🎉
If you get our emails..you know a second tag was also added 👀 we will share more about that one tomorrow🤪
Real talk for a sec…we aren’t joking when we say we are exhausted. It’s been real fu**ed up out there lately and we just want to let you know that THIS S**T IS NOT NORMAL..and it is OK TO NOT BE OK right now. We sincerely hope that we can all find our humanity in this moment and give all of our S**TS to loving our neighbors and not letting hate divide us. If you are struggling right now and just need to blow off some steam our DMs are always open. Big love 🩷❤️🧡💜💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎 and F**K 🧊
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪
**ks

12/30/2025

2025 has been an absolute BITCH of a year but BAMFs stay strong and never stop trying their best 💪😎
A couple of months ago our girl Macey couldn’t walk…we were carrying her in an out of the house…things looked bleak…but she wasn’t giving up, so we didn’t either! We are still navigating her Myasthenia Gravis diagnosis one day at a time…but it is so fu***ng good to see her trot and be able to “dog” again 🎉 it’s a great reminder that things can get better. That hope and effort can make a difference. That we can all dig into the badass parts of ourselves when times get tough❤️💪
We know this year has kicked many of us on our asses…we just hope you got to kick back! At least a little 🖕🤪
We are saying BYEEEEE to 2025 with 25% OFF our whole shop NOW thru 1/4/26 (11:59PM EST - no code needed) because who couldn’t use a little end of year FKN pick me up 🫠
📸 Macey in a Teal BAMF Biothane dog collar with Black accent
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪
**ker

FUNBAGS? YES PLEASE! 😜LAST DAY TO SAVE UP TO 35% on your very own FUNBAGS!🎉15% Off $1+20% Off $50+25% Off $100+30% Off $...
12/01/2025

FUNBAGS? YES PLEASE! 😜
LAST DAY TO SAVE UP TO 35% on your very own FUNBAGS!🎉
15% Off $1+
20% Off $50+
25% Off $100+
30% Off $200+
35% Off $300+

*Discounts are automatically applied at checkout. Sale does not stack with other codes.
😱How the f**k is it already December!? Anyone else in disbelief that 2026 is right around the corner?

❤️🤍❤️🤍 🧐Is she on her way to be SWEET AS SUGAR…or NAUGHTY AS HELL⁉️FKN Pretty BLACK FRIDAY SALE ENDS SOON!💰15% Off $1+💰2...
11/30/2025

❤️🤍❤️🤍
🧐Is she on her way to be SWEET AS SUGAR…or NAUGHTY AS HELL⁉️
FKN Pretty BLACK FRIDAY SALE ENDS SOON!
💰15% Off $1+
💰20% Off $50+
💰25% Off $100+
💰30% Off $200+
💰35% Off $300+
*Discounts automatically applied at checkout. Sale does not stack with other codes. Sale ends 12/1/25 11:59PM EST
🍬 Mocha wearing Sweet as Sugar Naughty as Hell Biothane Collar with Cherry Accent
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪

From our “Turkeys” to yours…Happy FKN 🐶🦃🤪It’s been a hell of a year but we are so very thankful for all the BAMFs in t...
11/27/2025

From our “Turkeys” to yours…Happy FKN 🐶🦃🤪
It’s been a hell of a year but we are so very thankful for all the BAMFs in this community! Wishing everyone a safe and happy holiday❤️
FKN Pretty BLACK FRIDAY SALE LIVE
💰15% Off $1+
💰20% Off $50+
💰25% Off $100+
💰30% Off $200+
💰35% Off $300+
*Discounts automatically applied at checkout. Sale does not stack with other codes. Sale ends 12/1/25 11:59PM EST
❤️🖤 Molly wearing a Cherry BAMF Buffalo Plaid Biothane Collar with Cherry Accent
🤍🌈 Macey wearing a White Fu***ng Shine Biothane Collar with Mustard Accent
🩵❄️ Mocha wearing Unique as F**k Snowflake Biothane Collar with Aqua Accent
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪

11/08/2025

💋🍑 CODA is letting everyone know exactly what they can kiss 🤣
First winter designs going into the mail today and we LOVE seeing Fa La La KISS MY ASS in the bunch! This one is a favorite of ours because it speaks to just how overwhelming this time of year can be 😫 Sometimes you gotta just tell it like it is 🤬😜
💰20% OFF w/code “GETSTUFFED” at checkout NOW thru 11/16/25 (11:59pm EST)
📸 Fa La La Kiss My Ass .dogs Compatible Collar with Cherry accent
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪

💚🕷️🖤🕷️💜 Ummmm I thought I was obsessed with the lime and boos beetlejuice vibes BUT THIS DAMNED & LIME collar and leash...
10/08/2025

💚🕷️🖤🕷️💜
Ummmm I thought I was obsessed with the lime and boos beetlejuice vibes BUT THIS DAMNED & LIME collar and leash set sent us over the fu***ng mooooonnn 😍
What do you think about this color combo?! 👍or👎
📸 .dogs Compatible Collar & Leash in Damned with Lime Green Accent
🔥All of our custom patterns are designed by us and available exclusively at 👇
www.FKNPretty.com (link in bio)
Elegantly Inappropriate Badassery for Your Everyday Life 💎🤪

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