03/13/2025
When George W. Bush was warming up in the tunnel underneath Yankee Stadium to throw out the first pitch before Game 3 of the World Series in 2001, his nerves were getting the best of him.
Bush, an avid Baseball fan and player who once owned the Texas Rangers, I'm certain, was more nervous about this act than anything else up to this point in his life – this wasn't an ordinary first pitch! He was merely trying to unite the world after 9/11.
Derek Jeter approached Bush and gave him the advice he needed, "throw the pitch from the mound, not in front of it, and warned him, "Don't bounce it, they'll boo you ." Bush delivered a strike, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Don't Bounce It
As I watched a local celebrity throw out the ceremonial first pitch in a game recently, and I yelled, "Don't bounce it" (that act has become reflexive for me), I wondered if anyone had ever bounced the first pitch and then asked for a redo. Hello, internet wormhole.
There are many examples of horrible first-pitch moments that have entered our collective memories. Who can forget those funny moments? Curtis Jackson, aka Fifty Cent, is my favorite.
The only case of a first pitch redo I could find was Luis Tiant, Sr., throwing out the first pitch in 1975 in Boston at Fenway Park against the Angels. From the AP story about the pitch, "Luis Sr. threw an initial pitch that he wasn't happy with, then, after calling for the ball back, he threw a strike right down the middle, which was well-received by the crowd."
Of course it was a "Tiant" that asked for a redo. Luis "El Tiante" Tiant Jr., is an all-time great and Boston Red Sox legend. I got lost in an internet wormhole reading about El Tiante's career, especially his heroic efforts in the 1975 postseason.
I created this custom brush type as an homage to El Tiante, the Fred Astaire of Baseball. Tiante is forever linked to the Boston Red Sox and that magical 1975 postseason — the cheers of "Lou-ee, Lou-ee, Lou-ee" echo at Fenway Park today. El Tiante would be the first one admitted if there was a Hall-of-Fame for guts. Rest in peace. El Tiante Forever!