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08/04/2022

Is it Beer O’Clock yet? Cuz we want a taste of that flight that is holding. And nothing pairs with a good craft brew like our “Acoustic Bear” tee. 🐻🎶🍺 (Except maybe Buffalo wings.)

07/15/2022

It's crazy how old I'm getting. I told these kids in my office that I remember a time before the Internet. Based on their reactions, you would think I told them that I pre-date electricity. And don't get me started on rotary phones, VHS tapes, or road atlases.

I'm so old, I can even remember a time when there was a functioning democracy in the United States. Barely functioning, sure, but it sorta worked. Sounds crazy, but there was once a time when the GOP wasn't a death cult of lunatics trying to overturn an election because they lost. And the Supreme Court hadn't yet turned into "The Handmaid's Tale." And millions of people didn't believe the government was a cabal of satanic pedophiles. And gerrymandering by one side hadn't turned most House elections into a farce. And people could calmly watch or read the news without having to scream into a pillow.

Then again, we didn't have smart toilets.

07/13/2022

Don’t even talk to us until we’ve had our… Serious Gourmet S—t. Looks like is ready for a refill. (So are we.)

06/24/2022

06/16/2022

🚨 NEW TEE ALERT 🚨 — "Anatomy of a Purder" 🐱 🔪 You don't need to be "Hercule Purot" to solve this one. The cat did it. (I mean, when in doubt, it's usually the cat.)

06/10/2022

Even the street signs have Pride Fever around here. 🌈 (We just hope drivers realize it’s still a *one-way* street that also happens to be gay.)

06/03/2022

"Hey, how long does it usually take for these gummies to—⁣
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⁣Oh, man. I know we were gonna go out tonight, but can we just, like, hang here? Does this tree feel extra-wet to you?"⁣
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⁣NEW TEE JUST DROPPED!

05/24/2022

“Taco Tuesday” always felt limiting to us. It’s like, we don’t always want tacos on Tuesdays. Sometimes we want tacos AND nachos. You know?

Thanks to for this great shot in our “Body by Nachos” tee.

05/20/2022

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⁣Don't look now... but Pride season is almost here!!
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⁣Love this shot of using his powers of logical deduction in our "Don't Look Now..." tee. And our friends at showcasing three of our favorites.⁣
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05/12/2022

What's your mood today? Happy? Angry? Bees? Well, just remember, we all get a little bees sometimes. And the Nicolas Cage Mood Board tee is here for you — as shown in this very bee-free shot that we love by .bae143

03/17/2022

Do you know the REAL story of Saint Patrick? He was the patron saint of Ireland, who used the shamrock as a symbol to represent the Christian Trinity. He even had a pair of shamrock sunglasses, which he would wear with an oversized leprechaun hat. Every year on St. Patrick's Day, thousands pay him proper respect by wearing these accessories while drinking gallons of green beer in plastic cups — just as he would have done.⁣
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02/05/2022

Everyone knows it's called a "murder" of crows. But did you know it's a "conspiracy" of lemurs? Or a "sleuth" of bears? Or an "army" of frogs??? We didn't make these up. But we did them as literally as possible in making our new Animal Groups tee and poster. Both available now on our website. Link in bio!⁣
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