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Heavy on the upstroke and mellow vibes.
10/26/2026

Heavy on the upstroke and mellow vibes.

People love to just tack the word quantum onto everything without realizing it means the smallest measurable unit possib...
10/26/2026

People love to just tack the word quantum onto everything without realizing it means the smallest measurable unit possible. Quantum finance is a very small amount of finance. Quantum health is not very much health.

People don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the...
10/26/2026

People don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked corporatocracy. Maybe it's a straightforward way to use self-deprecating humor to acknowledge your own priveledge. It's probably just a joke though. This whole company is pretty much just the committed ex*****on of a single joke.

Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes, not need, just feed the war, cannibal animal. We used to walk to where Sally so...
10/25/2026

Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes, not need, just feed the war, cannibal animal. We used to walk to where Sally sold seashells, now it's digital surge pricing on the big box shelves, sidewalk torn to rubble, Flock survieling for trouble, no jobs for drivers, tip AI cabbies your fivers, costs more for surviving, concentration camps thriving, walking down the seashore with a pocket full of shells.

January 2026 Contest Winner!OK, forgive the long explanation, but this contest winner month was pretty funny.The contest...
10/25/2026

January 2026 Contest Winner!

OK, forgive the long explanation, but this contest winner month was pretty funny.

The contest winner left me a comment of "Band Other Than the One I Came to See"

I thought it was a good idea and I let them know to join the contest and left a funny comment something like "Yeah, everybody knows you don't wear the merch of the band that you came to see at the concert"

Then they turned around and left the "Band I Came to This Concert to See" as an idea and absolutely carried it with the votes, which is hilarious.

Now I'm questioning every bit of concert etiquette I know. I sound pretty dated with this, but I started going to concerts when I was a teenager in like the mid-to-late-90's. Most people didn't have the internet then, so the way that concert etiquette used to be passed down was from elder statesman type drunk and high 18 year olds to neophyte drunk and high younger teenagers. The whole thing was like a game of telephone, but between blitzed teenagers who could barely hear anything over the loud live music playing in the background. So, I don't know man, looks like the internet has spoken and it's cool. Suck on that random kid who called me a poser for wearing a Bad Religion shirt to a Bad Religion concert in 1996, I looked cool and you were probably just jealous.

It seems like some of the folks who are really obsessed with the pledge of allegiance have a funny definition of all. Al...
10/25/2026

It seems like some of the folks who are really obsessed with the pledge of allegiance have a funny definition of all. All means all people dude.

Of course, cough, DEA, this is only a joke and nobody would actually wear this shirt while engaging in any illicit activ...
10/24/2026

Of course, cough, DEA, this is only a joke and nobody would actually wear this shirt while engaging in any illicit activity. It's just a little jokey joke.

There's always been power in the people
10/24/2026

There's always been power in the people

You've got something that brings you lots of joy and you want to share that with other people. Wear it on your chest and...
10/24/2026

You've got something that brings you lots of joy and you want to share that with other people. Wear it on your chest and go find your tribe!

Show that you're good, but there's still room for improvement. You're hungry for the fight. Eye of the tiger. Raw eggs i...
10/23/2026

Show that you're good, but there's still room for improvement. You're hungry for the fight. Eye of the tiger. Raw eggs in the morning. Show that competitive spirit.

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