The Haus of Shag

03/30/2025

The DNA test has come back, and Earl… you are

01/20/2025

Dildonicus hard at work, crafting the next generation of s*xual sensations.

01/20/2025

Happy birthday to all that celebrate this auspicious date

10/18/2024

Hey - I don’t think there’s enough stamps in this package 😀

05/27/2023

Lubricants, or "l**e" as it's more commonly known, are a vital part of s*xual health, providing comfort and enhancing pleasure. This blog will give you a quick summary of the four main types, and their applications: Water based, Silicone based, Oil based, and Hybrid.

Lubricants, or "l**e" as it's more commonly known, are a vital part of s*xual health, providing comfort and enhancing pleasure. This page will give you a quick summary of the four main types, and their applications: Water based, Silicone based, Oil based, and Hybrid.

05/16/2023

S**gging a robot? Not quite, click below to read our blogpost about the exciting world of ***onics

Alrighty, my inquisitive cyberspace voyager! Today, we are venturing into the titillating terrain of Teled***onics. Yes, you heard that right. Teled***onics. Say it out loud, let it roll off your tongue. It's a mouthful, isn't it? But also kinda fun to say...

03/17/2023

Your mom’s d***o arrived … but seriously, it’s actually a s*x couch… and we also sell giant d***os too (up to 3ft tall!)

03/09/2023

At over 3 feet tall and 50 lbs, Moby is the world's largest commercially available d***o... and I've been trying so hard to convince the boss we need one for the office, to no avail

03/03/2023

- - "Turning a human being into a piece of furniture"

Our innocent brain likes to thing of this as 'a person pretending to be a chair' more than some Ed Gein type stuff...

03/01/2023

- The S**t Face Chocolate Flavored P**p Pop

What an adorable looking turd on a stick!

02/25/2023

There's a LOT of s*x toy brands out there, which can make purchasing hard. To help, we created a Brand Tier List!

There are a LOT of s*x toy brands (we currently carry more than 210 different ones), and often these brands will sell very similar looking toys. So how do you know what one to buy? What's the difference between a $10 d***o and a $100 one? In addition to being able to filter our products by filter, w...

02/24/2023

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One for the exhibitionists, "a paraphilia in which s*xual arousal and or**sm are contingent upon displaying one's self in a live show, i.e., being observed performing on stage or on camera"

Make sure your audience is consenting to be part of the performance, unlike Mr. Stock Photo Flasherman here, because