Smoky Mountain Sasquatch - SMOC

09/08/2026

There’s a new Vol on Rocky Top. 🍊🏈

Meet BOB: The Big Orange Beast.

He’s big. He’s hairy. He bleeds orange. And he’s officially joined the Smoky Mountain Sasquatch starting lineup.

Come meet BOB, grab a photo, and help us welcome the newest VFL.

08/24/2026

Big hands. Tiny germs. Zero chance. 🐾

NEW Touchland hand sanitizers have officially entered the wild and are now available at Smoky Mountain Sasquatch.

Because even Sasquatch knows clean hands are part of being prepared.

08/21/2026

Jeepers. Creepers. And a couple of Squatch-approved rides. 👀

Jeep Invasion weekend has officially rolled into Townsend, and we’re loving the company outside Smoky Mountain Sasquatch.

Bonus points if your Jeep arrives looking like it could survive a cryptid encounter.

08/11/2026

🍿 BIGFOOT POPCORN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. 🍿

Turns out, Sasquatch can’t survive on berries and questionable creek water alone.

Bigfoot Popcorn is now at Smoky Mountain Sasquatch, with flavors for every kind of snacker. Sweet, salty, savory — consider it Sasquatch’s snack of choice when he ventures into the real world.

Come grab a bag. Or two. Big guy’s recommendation.

08/04/2026

Thanks to TampaJay for stopping by Smoky Mountain Sasquatch and taking a look around! We loved seeing the store through his eyes—and spotting a few familiar faces along the way.

Check out the full adventure here: https://youtu.be/mZCtrcM3CQw?is=5Mwp13Aog2Vr77lq

Or skip ahead to around the 13-minute mark when he arrives on property. Thanks again for visiting, TampaJay. We hope you’re always prepared for the wild!

Taking one of the most scenic and lesser-known drives through the G...

07/20/2026

THIS ONE’S FOR THE GIRLS. 💅🐐

Sasquatch may live in the woods, but he knows Sassy Squatch deserves a little luxury.

Our new collection of goat milk lotions and soaps is here to keep her soft, moisturized, smelling good, and fully prepared for whatever the wild throws her way.

Because even the squatchiest girls need a self-care routine. ✨

Shop the new women’s collection in store at Smoky Mountain Sasquatch.

07/13/2026

🕶️ 50% OFF Costa Sunglasses starts NOW. 😎

Sasquatch heard "half off" and immediately started trying on every pair in the shop.

He's convinced one of them might finally make him impossible to spot.

We didn't have the heart to explain how sunglasses work.

While supplies last.

07/06/2026

The mural is growing. 🌲

Our local artist is back at Smoky Mountain Sasquatch, bringing even more wild mountain magic to the store with a tree sculpture inspired by the mural they painted for us.

Because around here, the art doesn’t just hang on the wall. Sometimes it climbs right out of it.

Stop by and see the newest piece taking shape. 👣

07/04/2026

Happy 4th of July from Smoky Mountain Sasquatch!

06/30/2026

Bishopville, SC
Human Population: 2,900
Lizard Man Population: 1

Once a year, Bishopville, SC throws the Lizard Man Stomp.

Naturally, Emma showed up in a Smoky Mountain Sasquatch shirt like she was attending a cryptid industry mixer.

No sign of the real Lizard Man, but she did meet this statue. Networking is networking.