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05/17/2026

Things are heatin' up again 🌞🔪

04/21/2026

JUST DO IT, CLANKER!!! 🤬🤖

02/13/2026

A true knight ⚔️🫡

The bunny hombre es muy malo?🐇👺
02/09/2026

The bunny hombre es muy malo?🐇👺

"What's the fahkin wifeye passwahd?!" 🏈
02/08/2026

"What's the fahkin wifeye passwahd?!" 🏈

We hate this but also at least he had good taste. No birria in hell tho 🔥
02/07/2026

We hate this but also at least he had good taste. No birria in hell tho 🔥

Crime may be up but so are our hopes 👮‍♀️🚨
02/06/2026

Crime may be up but so are our hopes 👮‍♀️🚨

Ended their precious little field trip 😔. Thankfully nobody on board was hurt. What sort of dark magic do school buses w...
02/04/2026

Ended their precious little field trip 😔. Thankfully nobody on board was hurt. What sort of dark magic do school buses wield when there's no seat belts?? 🤯 kids just flailin around in some rift in space and time 🤷‍♂️

Should have just stayed at the 😮‍💨😵‍💫🪨
02/03/2026

Should have just stayed at the 😮‍💨😵‍💫🪨

"No capybara, no zoo. No zoo, no money. We'll see you tomorrow" 😡
01/30/2026

"No capybara, no zoo. No zoo, no money. We'll see you tomorrow" 😡

01/30/2026

"Just looking, thanks"

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