05/06/2026
🚨 Whatnot really said: “You sure you don’t want to follow them? You’ve been lurking for a while…” 🤣 The new Whatnot suggestion feature has me crying. Apparently now it’ll tell you to follow a seller and casually remind you exactly how many times you’ve watched their show.
“Watched 37 times”
Thirty-seven?! 😭 That’s not a viewer anymore, that’s a part-time employee.
Whatnot is out here exposing all of us:
• “Just checking in” = watched 12 times
• “I’m waiting for the right item” = watched 24 times
• “I don’t want to follow too many people” = watched 37 times
• “I swear this is my first time here” = watched 83 times 👀
Next update they’re gonna have a badge that says:
🏆 Top Supporter
🏆 Professional Lurker
🏆 Basically Lives Here
Whatnot is getting messy and I’m here for it. 😂 What’s the highest number of times they’ve caught you watching before they suggested you hit that follow button? 👇🏽🤣