09/02/2026
It is illegal to wear high heels in Carmel-by-the-Sea. It has been since 1963, and City Hall will happily give you a permit.
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Part II of III — link in bio 👆
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The poets got organized. In 1929 city attorney Argyll Campbell drafted Ordinance No. 96 and Carmel adopted it as something close to a constitution: the village was “primarily, essentially and predominantly a residential city,” and business would be “subordinated to its residential character.” Locals call it Carmel’s Magna Carta. It is still the law, and it hangs on the wall behind the council.
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Everything else follows from that sentence.
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The trees came first. Carmel calls itself a city within a forest: the pines and cypresses are planted irregularly on purpose, so streets read as woods rather than grid. The city keeps a forester and more than 13,000 public trees. Removing a tree on your own lot takes a permit. Cutting a four-inch limb takes a permit.
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Then the consequences. Trees mean roots, and roots buckle pavement. So the pavement stays informal: no sidewalks outside the small downtown, no parking meters, no streetlights. Bring a flashlight.
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Which brings us to the shoes. In 1963 the city attorney looked at the root-heaved brick and saw a lawsuit. His fix was Ordinance No. 87, now Chapter 8.44 of the code: heels over two inches with less than a square inch of bearing surface are prohibited on public streets and sidewalks — without a permit. The ordinance explains itself with a straight face: the “urban forest character” requires “some informality” in lighting and surfacing, which poses “greater risk to those wearing high heeled shoes more adaptable to formal city life.”
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The permit is free. You sign it at City Hall and release the city from liability if you fall. Police have never cited anyone. Visitors collect the certificate as a souvenir. Asked last year whether repeal had come up, the city clerk said it never had.
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Carmel did not ban heels. It decided the trees mattered more than your ankles — and filed the paperwork.
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