tremendous slouch.

06/13/2026

Hide the condiments and guard the grill. Some people have self-control, but when the Uncle Sam hat goes on and the franks hit the fire, all bets are off. Wear your truth this 4th of July with a shirt that’s bold, patriotic and unapologetic. Consider yourself warned. 🌭 🇺🇸

05/08/2026

05/07/2026

Run, don’t walk to the Plainville Family Fest at Linden Street School this Saturday 10:30-3:30.

04/27/2026

For the rebels who walk the line. Come burn burn burn in our Ring of Fire with us on May 9 at the Linden Street School Family Fest.

04/20/2026

Good morning from your favorite Weirdo.

03/09/2026

“I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good”. -Mrs. Mia Wallace

02/15/2026

We’ve been busy testing out new ideas. Introducing the Kermit Kollection.

01/25/2026

Lloyd Dobler. Alright. ❤️ 🖊️

01/13/2026

Meet Frank. Frank is a tall, strong guy with a big heart (literally-it came from someone else). He is ready for a fresh start after putting himself back together after a breakup. He is looking for someone who accepts him just the way he was created. People used to run screaming from Frank, but he’s had a bit of a glow up and tries to smile more. He enjoys midnight strolls, gets his steps in by chasing villagers, unwillingly donating his body to science and small talk (work in progress but aren’t we all).