05/22/2026
This was posted on a formal wear sewing page I follow. Yes. Yes, to all. I actually wear my slippers to work fairly often since my commute is so short and nobody is around to notice! I've never bled on someone's garment but I stab myself at least once a day.
Raise your hand if you…
- found a new glitter “beauty mark” on your face in the morning, before beginning any work
- have found sequins and glitter in areas of your home, car, or other people's homes where you don’t sew
- gone to work in your house slippers (yes, those ones… with cats on them)
- pricked a finger and bled twice this week
- only know what day it is because you have an order due this day or soon
- glared at or swore at a garment
- have named all your sewing machines
- have forgotten to eat for most of a day
- have attempted to live on chocolate
- have found pins in your clothing hours after leaving your work
- have eaten dinner at midnight