The Kitschy Crow

11/15/2025

Excuse my messy desk, but LOOK AT THIS VINTAGE PL***OY CLOCK I MADE! 😱😱😱

These are genuine 70's Pl***oy Magazine photos mounted inside of a vintage 1980's/90's wooden clock, with custom gold matting, of course! A true one of a kind piece, this is the only one in existence!

I made this special piece for as a part of her personalized vintage mystery bundle - peep her photo (it's the 2nd one!) to see how sick it looks on display! 😍

Want your own chance to get super cool, possibly custom made, mystery vintage & antiques??? Check out my last post for details!

11/06/2025

🖤 Do you love vintage & antique mystery boxes but want something more curated to you? Let me hand pick & custom shop a mystery bundle based on your interests! I will scour my local sources and personally select your bundle based on the information you send me; if you can send it - I can shop it! Read on for some of the basic rules/requirements, and check Etsy (or DM) for FULL details that don't fit here! 🖤

♡ Step 1: Select your size

☆ Step 2: Pick your theme

Send me your Pinterest link(s), Google Doc link(s), or other image/collages, plus any written info you'd like to share. I need *at least* 10 photos for optimal customization; we want to make sure I can fully see and understand your personal vibes! I'll list examples of what to send below, and post some inspiration photos as well.

◇ Step 3: Wait, recieve, enjoy!

Due to the extremely custom nature of this item, each bundle is alloted a 1-2 week shopping period before shipping; patience my sweet, it's all for a good cause - YOU!

*YOU MUST BE AVAILABLE TO BE MESSAGED AND YOU MUST RESPOND! If you want the best bundle possible, open communication is key! I may have questions or minor problems that I need you to help with, like broken links for example! It takes two to make sure you love what you get, let's communicate!*

Examples of written info you can send:
• "I like brass but do NOT want candle holders"
• "I'm looking to start a gallery wall"
• "I have a lot of shelf space to fill"

Other helpful tips:
• Check grammar before you hit send - the difference between getting something you love and something you hate is as simple as accidentally missing a word
• Make sure your links work if you send them
• Don't be afraid to be detailed, this is for you, share what you love and don't love!
• Keep an open mind; chances are you may not get the exact items you had saved on Pinterest, items in the wild are just that - wild! You never know what I'll find or what's in your price range, enjoy the mystery and keep your heart open! 🖤🖤🖤

11/02/2025

Welp, I may as well retire now, nothing will ever beat this 😭

That’s it! I am done thrifting for 2025!
Because I have now acquired the very zenith of good quality interior decorating and can only be downhill from here on out.

It is an original oil painting, and it is huge.
(I did not have a banana handy unfortunately)
Paid five bucks…

10/30/2025

🖤👻 HAPPY (almost) HALLOWEEN FROM TKC 🎃🖤

Spooky scary skeletons and great pumpkin pans abound, the spooky season is upon us!

This spooky (he's trying his best, act scared or you'll hurt his feelings!) 90's guy is already *CLAIMED* and hopefully assisting in the best Halloween cake bake ever! Do you bake special scary treats for All Hallows Eve? If so, what?! The spirits want to know 🎃👻

10/24/2025

10/11/2025

This is a need, truly

You know you’re deep in the thrift store trenches when you find Bubba’s hip bone lamp 💀

10/10/2025

Check out this spectacled qt from our sister store The Velvet Crow 😍

Gone fish pin or whatever they said 🫧🐠

Gold tone Anne Kleine fish brooch - *CLAIMED!*

I'll be the first to tell you that I'm not really a pin or brooch kind of person, it's just not my jam, but every so often a weird one just pops up and steals my attention and it's almost always an animal! Apparently, fish are no exception because this guy is one quirky, cool, Bikini bottom bubble blowing baby in the best way possible!

10/09/2025

🐕 Art Deco L.E. Smith Glass Scottie Dog Creamer 🐕

Ready for adoption! 1️⃣1️⃣ + 📦

Fall in love with this puppy and he'll always keep you company; did I mention that he's also *very* low maintenance? No poo bags required, just give this man some milk and he's set!

Details:
• Estimated 1930's, nearly antique
• Solid, thick, glass
• Excellent condition
• 5.75" long, 2" wide, about 3.25" tall

Extra photos always available in the shop or via DM! Shoot me a message and let's talk about 100 year old dogs 🐶