Marvin's Very Own

29/01/2026

Fitness trainer : The first thing you need to do to lose this weight is quit alcohol

Me :

28/01/2026

Me first day at work 😭

09/12/2024

Taking the clothing industry to new levels.

09/12/2024

Introducing the limited edition PremiumZinto Merch. Est in 2020 this was made by local people for the world. For more info please dm.

13/06/2022

21/04/2018

How to remove lol from a girls chat!.
Me : Hi baby.
Her : Lol.
Me: I love you.
Her : Lol.
Me: I need you in my world.
Her : Lol.
Me: I can't live without you.
Her : Lol.
Me: Baby you're the one i deserve.
Her : Lol.
Me: Baby what kind of a Laptop do you want? Sumsang or Apple?
Her : Apple.
Me : Lol.
Her : Do you wanna buy it for me?
Me: Lol.
Her : Talk to me baby.
Me: Lol.🤧🤧🤮🤮🤭🧐🤓👽👻👡👡👡👡👡👡

02/11/2017

Before Marriage:
Man= I have bn waiting 4 dis day:
Lady=Do u want me 2 leave?
Man= No:
Lady= Do u love me?
Man= Of course:
Lady= Will u ever cheat me?
Man=Never in my life:
Lady= Will u ever hug me?
Man= Every chance i get:
Lady= Will u hit me?
Man= Are u crazy?
Lady= Cn i trust u?
Man= Yes:
Lady= Sweet Heart?
After marriage:
Now read from Bottom 2 Top;(

01/11/2017

Today we answering all your questions
so lets go

29/10/2017

Him : Baby are u still coming ?. (11:00)
Her : Give me 20 minutes. (13:15)
Him : Ok, i'll be waiting. (15:15)
Her : just be patient. (16:00)
Him : Where are you now ?. (16:30)
Her : Give me 30 minutes. (17:20)
Him : Are you still coming ?. (18:00)
Her : I can't make it, it's late.(19:00)
Some ladies are Evil.

18/10/2017

Dear Ladies
Your. boyfriend remains YOUR BOYFRIEND He isn't your
father.
* Its not his responsibility to make sure you have
airtime.
*Its not his responsibility to make sure your hair
is done.
*Its not his responsibility to pay for your
accounts.
*Its not his responsibility to make sure you are
fed with take
aways.
*Its not his responsibility to make sure you are
dressed
nicely.
*Its not his responsibility to pay your bills.
*Its not his responsibility to pay for your nails
and make up.
Now start depending on yourself and stop
making yourself
look so cheap and desperate
I m 100% sure that those who are not Gold
diggers will
agree with me

17/10/2017

HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS U NEED 2 TEACH YOUR GIRL CHILD AT EARLY AGE:
1: Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.
2: Avoid Getting Dressed in front of your child once she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.
3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as 'my wife'
4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now s*xually abuse themselves.
5. Never force your child to visit any adult she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.
7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values of s*x . If you don't, the society will teach them the wrong values.
8: It is always advisable you go through any new Material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child visit(s) often.
10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).
11: Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).
12. Let your child understand the value of standing out of the
crowd.
13: Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show them you can defend them.
Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.
and remember "THE PAIN LASTS A LIFETIME"
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