23/06/2026
๐๐ฐ ๐ช๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ฌ: ๐๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ก๐ฃ๐๐๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐ฐ๐
(noun)
The magical event where everyone suddenly remembers the estate agent's commission... usually right after the agent has:
๐ก Hosted 17 show houses
๐ Made 143 phone calls
๐ Driven enough kilometres to qualify for a second career as an Uber driver
๐ Chased F**A documents for three weeks
๐ Explained the Offer to Purchase 47 times
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Prevented at least one emotional family meltdown
โ๏ธ And kept the transaction alive through sheer determination and caffeine
๐๐ผ๐บ๐บ๐ถ๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฎ๐น๐ผ๐ผ๐๐ฎ often presents itself with symptoms such as:
โ "But what exactly do estate agents do?"
โ "Why is the commission so much?"
โ "Can't we negotiate it now that all the work is done?"
โ "The property sold itself..."
Meanwhile, behind the scenes...
๐ฉโ๐ผ The agent is chasing conditions of sale.
โ๏ธ The conveyancer is chasing F**A.
๐ฆ The bank is chasing documents.
๐ The seller is chasing the buyer.
๐ The buyer is chasing the bond.
๐ The Deeds Office is chasing nobody because it's still processing.
๐ก๐ ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ๐น ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป:
A successful property transfer is rarely the result of luck.
It is usually the result of estate agents, conveyancers, bond attorneys, banks and clients all working together to navigate a process that can sometimes feel like an Olympic obstacle course with paperwork.
To every estate agent currently surviving a Commissionpalooza...
We see you. ๐
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