Tinker Tailor

07/10/2016

We have sadly closed our store as of the end of September 2016. We thank you all for your support over the past 3 years.

15/09/2016

Time for this magnificent fair!! Yay!

We are so excited, it's finally here - Rock-a-Baby is happening THIS WEEKEND! Tickets are available from webtickets and at the door. Children enter for FREE. Please note, it is a cash free event except for food and beverage purchases. See you there!

08/07/2016

Eek!! Cannot wait!

We are excited to launch our new look and feel for Rock-a-Baby 2016! (Created by the super talented Wonder Meyer)

03/07/2016

Sunday chuckles...

14/06/2016

Tuesday thought!

13/06/2016

Wow! Interesting read!

Babies form generalizations about adults' anger and try to appease those they think might be anger-prone, new research indicates. It suggests that babies are capable of coming up with appeasement gestures in situations involving anger-prone adults.

09/06/2016

Wonder if this will work for ANYONE!

27/05/2016

Maxie says this is her fave Mom blog at the moment Baby Jake's Mom... We're coveting this breakfast for a wonderful winter morning!

starts his day with a superfood breakfast porridge concoction. But don’t let this intimidate you. It’s way easier than it sounds. The only trick lies in having the right ingredients. My pantry is neatly divided into 2 sections: the stuff normal people eat (for example, my stash of Coco Pop...

17/05/2016

true true

😂😂😂😂😂 ok ok I had to share!!!

16/05/2016

Aah Tina Fey!

A Mother’s Prayer for Her Child By Tina Fey

“First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal M**h is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer.

Guide her, protect her when crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.

Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes And not have to wear high heels. What would that be, Lord? Architecture? Midwifery? Golf course design? I’m asking You, because if I knew, I’d be doing it, Youdammit.

May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.

Grant her a Rough Patch from twelve to seventeen.Let her draw horses and be interested in Barbies for much too long, For childhood is short – a Tiger Flower blooming Magenta for one day – And adulthood is long and dry-humping in cars will wait.

O Lord, break the Internet forever, that she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers And the online marketing campaign for R**e Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.

And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that S**t. I will not have it.

And should she choose to be a Mother one day, be my eyes, Lord, that I may see her, lying on a blanket on the floor at 4:50 A.M., all-at-once exhausted, bored, and in love with the little creature whose p**p is leaking up its back. “My mother did this for me once,” she will realize as she cleans f***s off her baby’s neck. “My mother did this for me.” And the delayed gratitude will wash over her as it does each generation and she will make a Mental Note to call me. And she will forget. But I’ll know, because I peeped it with Your God eyes.

Amen.”

-Tina Fey

10/05/2016

Get yours in kids!!!!

03/05/2016

So happy and proud of the Vendange team on this new store at Design Quarter. Bigger store, means more awesome stuff! Yay!!

DESIGN QUARTER RE-LAUNCHES WITH A FURNITURE RANGE - Our DQ store in Fourways moved within the centre and now offers a full furniture and couch range. Find us next to Lindt Chocolate as you come up the escalator from basement parking. We have some great opening specials and lots of new items on offer.