Andy Clothing Account

Andy Clothing Account casual clothing company

25/06/2022

A girl ran home with a 20 naira note and showed her mum.

Her mum asked her; "how did you get it?"

She replied; Bros Chinaza that lives down the street sat on a tree and told me to craw"..

Her mother said; "why are u so foolish, don't you know he
wants to see your pant?"..

The next day, she ran home with a 50 naira note and showed her mum.

Her mum asked her where she
got the money from and she replied;"Bros Chinaza that is living down the street sat on a tree
laughing and he told me to craw".

Her mum said;"why did you do that
again, don't you know he wants to see your pants"..

She replied; "Mummy he thinks he is wise but this time I removed my pant".😅😅

Going to jail ain't that bad after all
22/02/2022

Going to jail ain't that bad after all

Husband ( joking) your bum looks like a braai stand(Wife gets offended and goes to sleep)30 minutes laterHusband ( polit...
06/02/2022

Husband ( joking) your bum looks like a braai stand

(Wife gets offended and goes to sleep)

30 minutes later

Husband ( politely) don't you wanna make love?
Wife: Sorry, l won't light my braai stand for such a small piece of Wors?

WhatsApp 079 156 2844 if you like them. They can be delivered to you
05/02/2022

WhatsApp 079 156 2844 if you like them. They can be delivered to you

19/12/2021

EVERY RURAL AREA GOT.
1.That guy who can dance to wedding songs better than the song owners.
2.those lame ni**as who think they are dope always rocking every ntokolo ka star white. Sharing one bottle of castle lite.
3.that guy who so doesn't have friend and most girls diggs him but none of them got guts to say hello to him.
4.the Dj that every party animal girl want.
5.the couple who dated for 7 years but no marriage promise.
6.that guy who go after every bitch but always single.
7.the player.
8.the rich family
9. That none working guy who's always drunk
10.the girls dat attend every taven and every community functions
e.t.c

Dog complains to a cat'Dog: a man who f**k many woman is called a dog...a person who eats too much is called a dog..what...
08/11/2021

Dog complains to a cat
'
Dog: a man who f**k many woman is called a dog...a person who eats too much is called a dog..whats wrong with us kgan?

Cat: ah mxm tlogela batho le polelo tša bona enoba dimpxa dilo txeo...

28/10/2021

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?
STUDENT: A year has 365 days for
you to study. After taking away 52
Sundays, there are only 313 days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that
is way too hot to work so there are
only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a
day, in a year, that counts up to 122
days so now we're left with 141 days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour a
day, 15 days are gone, so we are left
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours
eating each day, 30 days are used in
this way in the year, and we are left
with 96 days in our year. We spend 1
hour a day speaking to friends and
family, that takes away 15 days more
and we are left with 81 days. Exams
and tests take up at least 35 days in
your year; hence you are only left
with 46 days. Taking off
approximately 40 days of holidays,
you are only left with 6 days. Say you
are sick for a minimum of 3 days;
you're left with 3 days in the year to
study! Let's say you only go out for 2
days... You're left with 1 day. But that
1 day is your birthday.
That's why I did not study..

26/09/2021

Modiri-👨
Sediri-🍆
Sedirwa-👶
Yiiiiiih😲ke batlile ke lebala Sediriswa👩

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