Joke and Laugh With Mike The Coolest

13/03/2020

12/03/2020

I knew my girlfriend was cheating on me the night she texted me, "Baby I'm going out with my friend Sandra", whiles her friend Sandra was sleeping in my bed.

Women are wicked, fear them.
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11/03/2020

I have done so many mistakes in my life!😖😥 but i have never left a funeral without eating. 😅🤗 NEVER!

11/03/2020

Lecture: So what inspired you to write this essay?

Me: The Due Date😼

11/03/2020

And mum is cooking stew with that hen that has slept with all the c***s in the area🤔🤔,as for me,am not eating that pr******te ooh😔🤣

11/03/2020

I stopped trusting English when I realised that you can drink a drink but you can't food a food
😂😂

10/03/2020

At a wedding, I whispered to a person sitted next to me
ME..the bride is ugly..
PERSON..if you dont mind, thats my daughter
ME..ooh am sorry I didn't know you are the father..
PERSON..idiot am not the father, am the mother..
😂😂😂😂

10/03/2020

When I propose to a girl and she reject me😏i tell my self MAYBE SHE HAS AIDS AND SHE DOESN'T WANNA INFECT ME😇🚶

10/03/2020

Am selling a fridge, it's not working but you can use it as a wardrobe🙄😂