ThrowUptown

ThrowUptown The Hottest Midwest Vomiting Destination What next you ask ? Maybe p**s and s**t. Well, make that s**t.

Soon you'll want to wear your rain boots while walking the streets of Hennepin and Lake in Uptown Minneapolis as piles and puddles of colorful and chunky vomit appear all around and nothing is done by neighborhood or city crews to clean it up. One can readily find p**s down any alley near the intersection of Hennepin and Lake on weekends.

Finally. The ball is rolling 😊
09/29/2023

Finally. The ball is rolling 😊

The fountain and cascading pools will be illuminated at night, according to the plans.

All the president's men...
01/18/2020

All the president's men...

The ex-House member from western New York pleaded guilty to illegal insider trading in September.

05/20/2019

All that new housing, less energy every year... uptown used to be so exciting and fun. What's it going to take to resuscitate the heart of this neighborhood?

If Go Home, Heartbreaker, Davanni's, Victoria's Secret, Jonathan Adler, Flor & a pretentious pet store can't make it in ...
03/20/2018

If Go Home, Heartbreaker, Davanni's, Victoria's Secret, Jonathan Adler, Flor & a pretentious pet store can't make it in ThrowUptown, but a sleazy smoke shop, H & M, McDonald's & Ragstock can... Hmmmmm. Where are all the hipster yuppies & wannabes shopping? WE KNOW WHERE THEY'RE PUKING !

09/24/2017

I recently watched a couple come out of Stella's late on a Friday night, round the corner on Girard and vomit together all over each other and the sidewalk. The Duchess of Upchuck & the Duke of Puke... ThrowUptown- the midwest's hottest outdoor puketorium. Eeek !

Living in Uptown 1989-2008 was culturally exciting, commercially unique and socially fun. Now it's just another sleazy, ...
08/31/2017

Living in Uptown 1989-2008 was culturally exciting, commercially unique and socially fun. Now it's just another sleazy, needy and generic strip mall food court. What a bummer.

06/08/2017

Vomit hopscotch is in full swing in Minnesota's " 1/2 mile of bile. " Watch your step !

She had a rough night in ThrowUptown ...
10/23/2016

She had a rough night in ThrowUptown ...

Site of the future 9-story Graves Hotel in ThrowUptown… Looks as though the site is already prepped.
03/18/2016

Site of the future 9-story Graves Hotel in ThrowUptown… Looks as though the site is already prepped.

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West Lake Street And Hennepin Avenue South
Minneapolis, MN
55408

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