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11/08/2026

So the good ol’ boy peckerwood as****es In are REALLY going to hold on to those last ballots until the very last moment, aren’t they.

What a bunch of pathetic sore LOSERS. I guess that’s to be expected after SO many generations of inbreeding.

11/08/2026

This is why I don’t feel bad about my Kirk shirt

11/07/2026

, I love you, and I just know your is about to be absolutely bonkers. Do it in style. As for the rest of the country who flipped blue: I salute you. Go to the shop and find something you like. full video is up on TikTok

11/07/2026

Picture it: the entire country, 2027

11/07/2026

Every LGBTQ person whose state stayed red despite their best efforts: we see you.

Every trans kid who got their future put on hiatus by well-meaning idiots and bad-faith monsters: we see you.

And we’re going to kick their fu***ng asses in for you.

11/06/2026

11/05/2026

in America is about to become a priority again. And science. And engineering. And and and

11/05/2026

I want to find a space to do one of these

11/05/2026

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani is the only mayor in my lifetime worth of the classic Milton Glaser design on the second slide. That’s my mayor. From the corner of Argyle & Cortelyou in Prospect Park South, or just Flatbush as it was back in ‘83, to Asbury Park, to Englishtown, to Chicago, to Minneapolis, where I am now: that’s my mayor. Show them all how it’s done. We heart ZM.

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