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Ni**le Dimple 🧸 Not every purchase has to change your life. Sometimes it’s just a toy.
07/14/2026

Ni**le Dimple 🧸 Not every purchase has to change your life. Sometimes it’s just a toy.

07/08/2026

We’ve finally uncovered the truth! Every baby tooth you’ve ever lost helped fund her empire. 🦷💸

Our Tooth Fairy pin is the perfect gift for your dentist (it never hurts to stay on their good side) or for anyone who’s recently joined the missing tooth club.

Every park has two types of heroes. The cyclist. And the dog owner doing the dirty work 🐶💩 Meet Trading Card #7 🚲🐕🌳 A p...
07/01/2026

Every park has two types of heroes. The cyclist. And the dog owner doing the dirty work 🐶💩 Meet Trading Card #7 🚲🐕🌳 A perfect summer day… depending on which pin you pick.

For those who can’t live without matcha 🍵💚Created exclusively for specialty coffee shop | 5788 west adams blvd, los ange...
06/18/2026

For those who can’t live without matcha 🍵💚

Created exclusively for specialty coffee shop | 5788 west adams blvd, los angeles ☕️ A collection of keychains inspired by our favorite green obsession.

Design: Serious About
Production: Serious About

06/14/2026

🌈 Miami Beach Pride hits different when you’re a Miami Beach-born brand.

We’re outside, celebrating love, chaos, glitter, and being unapologetically you, exactly how we like it.

Our Dickquarium Keychain made a little appearance too 💦
(shake it… you’ll see 😏)

Happy Pride, everyone. Stay loud, stay weird, stay free. 🌈✨

05/27/2026

Adult content ahead! By continuing, you confirm that you’re old enough to handle what’s coming… and fully responsible for whatever curious decisions happen next 😈🌶️💦

Especially if you end up staring at a floating d🌶️ck inside a tiny aquarium keychain longer than any mentally stable person should 🐠

05/20/2026

Ni**le Dimple is BACK! 💥

At Serious About, we condemn all forms of harassment. This freshly remastered classic cartoon by is a reminder: if you can’t keep your hands to yourself, you’ll pay the price.

👌🏻 In part, we created Ni**le Dimple for those whose naughty hands just can’t stay still. Pop it to stop it - and save your face from getting broken.

And for everyone else? It’s just a hilarious, tactile anti-stress toy.

Uncensored cartoon + Ni**le Dimple available at
serious-about.shop

05/07/2026

DO NOT PANIC!

Sexy, Panic, or Danger ⛔️ This spinning scale pin turns everyday anxiety into something a little more fun 😅💪

Thanks to the rotating mechanism, it looks just like a real scale dial… except the numbers have been replaced with dramatic warning labels.

Spin responsibly!

04/28/2026

Ni**le Dimple is back in stock 🔥💦💃

04/16/2026

Inside five different types 🌶️ Spicy 🍋‍🟩🍰 Sweet & sour 👑 King size 🌭 Footlong. Mini

A full menu, sealed in liquid. Moving, shifting, mixing every time you touch it. No need to choose just one. You get the whole set.

It’s still just a keychain. But clearly… not a basic one 😈

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